Tuesday, June 7, 2016

Even Worse 5 Censored Anime Series [ENGLISH]

Another Worst 5 Censored Anime Series

#CensorsRuinEverything



Yo, it's been a long time since my last post. I'm not in a good shape right now, for the past week I've been thinking about my love life. It all happened because I read too much romance manga, basically I envy those who have a beautiful romance life. But that's out of topic, you've seen 5 Worst Censored Anime, and guess what, THERE'RE MORE!!!

1. Shimoneta to Iu Gainen ga Sonzai Shinai Taikutsu na Sekai (ShimoSeka)

5 Censored Anime

The concept of world where dirty jokes doesn't exist. It's! Despite having a dirty jokes as title, I kinda felt irritated watching this. Why? Because EVERY DAMN dirty jokes throughout the series is censored! Audio's censored by random noises, subtitles are depending on the publisher, and video's censored by chibi characters. I don't know if they're supposed to be censored in the blu ray, but logically, this anime is talking about dirty jokes, what's the point of the series if you censored all of the dirty jokes? This is stupid, they're not only censoring ecchi stuffs, but also the comedy.

2. Blood - C

5 Censored Anime

I really like this series even from the first episode. The main character is not really attractive, but I like the story. At least until at some episode I encounter a filthy darkness covering a gore/violence scene. I hate it, I seriously hate it. It was just a girl's torso got eaten by a monster, not a big deal. Again, I don't know if there's an uncensored version of this series in any form.

3. Maken-Ki!

5 Censored Anime

This one is ecchi, so it's natural it's being censored. But I truly hate censors, especially, again, when it's just a bra or panties. There's no point in censoring them, for they're already a censor. Though there are the uncensored version, but it's hard to look for it man, and it's not worth the effort for only undergarments.

4. Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai

5 Censored Anime

Yes, ecchi and harem, nudity, etc. I actually enjoyed the series until I realized that the blu ray version is uncensored. It's just a short scene, probably only a blink of an eye, but it still annoys me. I mean, the whole series got ruine because of that scene.

5. Highschool DxD

5 Censored Anime

My favorite series, and my standard for ecchi series. I always say in my review, "not even touching Highschool DxD's tail." it means it. HDxD is being the best ecchi anime for me, so that I made it a standard. A standard doesn't have to be the highest rank, because Seikon no Qwaser has a lot more boobies, but that just means SnQ passed the standard. Now, when the new season comes out, New and BorN, I always looking for the uncensored one. I don't care if I have to go through the pasific ocean of the internet to get it. I really cherish this series, I don't want to watch the censored version. For you who's watching the censored version of this, don't give up. Try a little bit more, there should be the uncensored one somewhere in the internet.


Now, before closing, I want to talk a little bit about censors. Anime, comes out with rating, various rating that's assigned to the series even before it becomes an anime. Most people ignore it, including me, but it supposed to be OUR problem and we're the ones who has to bear the consequences. But again, not all people is ready to control theirself after watching those series, and they started to do stuffs that are actually prohibited, and not the main goal of the anime airing, but who cares? They do it because they watched it, so it should be taken down, censored, aired in the middle of the night. I wont say they (publishers) 're wrong for doing so, they're totally the right, but if these things keep up, it will become worst, they might be closing off studios since it doesn't make that much money, instead it makes a lot of criminals. My point is that we, as the one who enjoy anime should pay more attention about rating, not for ourselves, but for other people. For example, if someone asked you for a reccommendation, it's best to watch over the age rating, and if they found out and ignored the age rating later on, it's their business. So keep control of yourself, ignore rating, ignore censors, but don't give in to the devil.

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Saturday, June 4, 2016

Beauty Contest! Top 5 Beautiful Anime Girls! [ENGLISH]

Top 5 Beautiful Anime Girls

Beauty Contest for Those Waifus


Top 5 Beautiful Anime Girls

Yo, long time no post, exam's finally over and I have 3 months off. First month is Ramadhan, so regarding it, I won't post any NSFW posts in this blog.

So, that was the quick notice, for now, we'll be listing our Top 5 Most Beautiful Anime Girls. I know what you're thinking, "But they're all beautiful." right? Well guess what... "YOUR WAIFU IS A SH-"

Ehm, sorry for that interruption, now let's talk a little bit about the scoring aspects. Most score will be determined by face, the more beautiful her face, the more points she gets. Next aspect hairstyle. I'm looking for the most unique hairstyle (Twintail, out). Last aspect will be her personality. Tsundere, Dandere, Kuudere, Yandere, Deredere, Himedere, etc. Also, bonus point may be applied for some extra reason. Last note, to prevent a confusion, I'll limit the parameter to 2015 - early 2016 anime only, so I don't have to look back until BC just to find a beautiful anime girl. Okay that's enough bullsh*it, let's get to it :

5. Kosaki Onodera voiced by. Hanazawa Kana


Top 5 Beautiful Anime Girls

I'm personally a member of the great association of #TeamChitoge, but I can't deny that Onodera is very beautiful. Her hair is not that mainstream since not that many anime girls styling the hair like Onodera's. Her personality is shy, matching her beautiful face, but because she's too shy to confess her love, it started to get irritating.

4. Hotaru Shidare voiced by. Taketatsu Ayana


Top 5 Beautiful Anime Girls

Now when I first know her VA, I was surprised. Why? Because she's the same person who voiced Azusa Nakano from K-On! But that's beside the point. Well, her hairstyle is awfully mainstream, but wait! She actually changed her hair several times in the series (Dagashi Kashi). What makes her into this list is her eyes. I love it, it's a hypnotizing eyes that has several circles, I really like it. Also, her personality is kinda otaku's personality, you know, with those snacks.

3. Teruha Andou voiced by. Akesaka Satomi


Top 5 Beautiful Anime Girls

My reason on including her in this list, is because she looks just like Rias. Rias is my longest time favorite waifu, and then suddenly they bring in Andou, which puts me in a dillema. Despite having physical appearance like Rias's, Andou is actually kinda like the 'refined' version of Rias. She wears glasses and she has alternate personality (working in a maid cafe). The only thing I hate about her is the fact that she's an otaku, a fujoshi on top of that.

2. Nozomi Toujo voiced by. Kusuda Aina


Top 5 Beautiful Anime Girls

Okay, wait, before you flame me because of putting her in this list, look at the Love Live! The School Idol Movie, it was released on June 2015, it still counts. I like to call her Toujo-san instead of Nozomi, I don't know why. What makes her scored second despite having a very mainstream hairstyle is her eyes. Amongst all Muse's members, Toujo-san's eyes is the most 'dead'-looked eyes. I don't know how to describe that, but her eyes just don't emmit cheerful aura like the others, it's more like despair, death, mystery, etc. I don't know. Also, I love her kansai dialect, it's really amusing.

1. Mai Kawakami voiced by. Sumire Uesaka


Top 5 Beautiful Anime Girls

You've probably expecting this since I give so many praises for Mai on the previous post. But seriously, who doesn't agree that Mai Kawakami is beautiful? She is the most beautiful character I've ever seen, or more like, the most beautiful character with beautiful marks. Those beautiful marks of her is probably doing their job very well done, to make Mai looks more beautiful. Her hairstyle is mainstream though, but she scored excellent in any other hairstyle anyway, so don't mind.

Okay, you must be thinking that I'm not doing this correctly according to scoring aspects I've created myself. You're right, no matter what the score is, these girls are the ones that are in my mind, and truly gorgeous at least to me. 

Now, don't leave yet just because your waifu is not in this list. Honestly, Onodera and Shidare is not my waifu, but I still include them because they are beautiful. I know 5 is too little to list beautiful anime girls, but this is just part 1. Anytime, soon or not I'll release another one, more like the continuation of this, so stay tuned.

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Thursday, June 2, 2016

She's Finally Here! (Friday Night Waifu) [ENGLISH]

Friday Night Waifu

Mai Kawakami


Mai Kawakami

Mai KawakamiIt's a bit late here, but I'm going to post anyway. I was too carrid away by the anime Kancolle, and I couldn't find a good timing to stop and write this.

Anyway, let me introduce you to the stunning beauty of the Phantom World, Mai Kawakami. First off, we just finished reviewing waifus from a series (Danmachi), and I think you've understand how it works by now. Waifus I'll be reviewing are those with a lot screentime  compared to other girls. Main character included, and some supporters with a lot screentime. Okay, let's get to this.

What's bugging me is those beautiful marks right under both her eyes. When I first saw her, I wasn't what those are, because it doesn't seem to be beautiful marks, but the more and more I look into her face, I started to think that those are beautiful marks, which make her one of top 1 beautiful anime girl for me.

Mai Kawakami, is a very beautiful young lady. She's not very smart, but she's good at martial arts. That's convinient, if you got bullied, she'll kick those bullies in the ass.

Aside from being strong, the other effect of Mai's martial arts training can be seen clearly. Yup, look at her top quality body, everything is perfectly balanced, her oppai, her leg, everything! With her in your hand, you'll never get bored in bed.

Mai also has some soft side, especially to kids. She's nice to children, so be ready to have plenty, and that equals to more time on bed (Yaay!).

The "Phantom-hunting Mom" is very cheerful, active and responsible. When she was little, she tend to be a very shy girl, but in the end it was all just her imagination. Ever since she's a little girl, she's very lively.


Mai Kawakami

I actually don't see the downside of Mai Kawakami, she's beautiful, very beautiful, I felt like the first time I saw Asuna and Rias again. Maybe her tsundere act is the only weakness, let me know in the comment.

Okay, I'm not supposed to do this very inapropriate review of Mai Kawakami, but it's already late and I'm so sleepy, so I'm really really truly sorry for this bad quality review, I promise I'll update this next time, I just don't want to break my own policy to post at friday night. Anyway, her bio :

Name : Mai Kawakami
Mai KawakamiRace : Human
Age : 16
Birthday : 14 October
Hair Color : Blonde
Eye Color : Purple
Height : 168 cm
Blood Type : O
Voice Actress : Sumire Uesaka

Now let's give her a score... 8 / 10 Love Points.

Trivia

  • Mai has the same voice actress as Sanae Dekomori from the Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai! series, another anime produced by Kyoto Animation.
  • According to the memories Haruhiko Ichijo has copied she wore her first bra in fifth grade and has a bust between 90 and 100. Possibly 95.

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