Top 5 Paladins Champions Who Don't Require Skill

Paladins Champions for Beginners

Easy to Play Champions

 

 

Okay so before you're flaming on me, I will admit it that the title is obviously a clickbait. I am currently studying the art of clickbaiting to gain more views. Don't worry, I will put boobs on the thumbnail as well.

So hold your horses, I did say that these champions don't need skill to play with, but what I actually mean is that these champions are perfect for beginners to master before trying out other champions.

First thing first, I love Paladins, and I've been playing it for like, 3 weeks now. If for some reason you want to see my noobness in the game, go and add Axahito as your friend.

Now let's get into the list

1. Tyra

 

 

Don't flame me because I put your bae on the list, the first one on top of that. The reason is, Tyra really one easy champion to play with. Her Q skill throws a freakin molotov and create a puddle of fire that every enemy will try to avoid. This is perfect for beginners who just log on to Paladins  by Hi-Rez. Her F is basically a tank killer which is again, good for beginners. The only downside she has is the fact that she doesn't have any movement skill execpt for her ultimate skill which gives her 40% attack and movement speed, also her rifle will not consume ammo. All you have to do is just pick one nice and comfy spot, then start throwing nades and molotov from that spot. If you're playing in casual mode at least, I'm pretty sure the enemy team won't bother killing you as Tyra cause they don't care. It's just the matter of how good you're to utilize your enemy's ignorance.

Now you may disagree with me, but whatever man, it's my opinion, and of course you have your own opinion as well.

2. Ruckus

 

 

"What?? But Ruckus requires skill to play! Skill to use a good timing for shield, skill to jump around, skill-bla,blabla...."

Okay, I get it. But there's one thing that makes it really easy to use Ruckus. No need to aim. Ruckus has big guns, especially his ulti. With those guns it doesn't even matter wether you're aiming on one enemy or multiple enemies cause you don't have to worry about ammo and stuff. You do need to have a good timing skill to time Ruckus's shield though. Also, Ruckus is good for beginners to learn roles of the game. Like front line, support, flank, etc. With Ruckus, either themselves or their teammates will force them to stay on the point and doing his job.

3. Viktor

 

 

Now who doesn't know this guy? You've seen him in the tutorial so it doesn't even matter anymore, you already know how to play him. Viktor is also typical classic soldier you usually play in games like Call of Duty and Battlefield, it should be difficult to go wrong with Viktor.

4. Skye

 

 

Now if you know me you know that Skye is my bae. I do love Skye, and mainly because her physical appearance.Skye is easy to play and you will be able to kill a lot if you know your role. If you're playing on casual mode, it should be fine using Skye, just play around with your right click and your F, you should be fine. The problem with beginners is they tend to play Skye in the front line. That's completely wrong, unless you are the only one alive in your team and really need to hold the point from the enemy team. But if that's not the situation, then you should go to the back line of the enemy's team and kill their damage dealers.

Kinessa should be your primary target since she's easy to kill and could be dangerous if you let her alive. Other targets should be Viktor, Tyra, theis healers, flankers and finally tanks. Those go in order.

Also, as Skye, when you're invisible, don't try to fight a fight that you can't win. Sometimes maybe you ran into someone while invis-ing to the back line of enemy's team, and they start shooting at you. Depending on who you're facing, but I suggest just stay away. Skye's invis wont gone unless you attack or the duration ends, so it will take a second for you to go invis again after whoever ran into you saw you.

5. Torvald

 

 

Two reasons. One, "wait for my ulti.", and two "I don't know who else to add."


So yeah, those are 5 champions that are easy to play with and recommended for beginners in Paladins. I'm not saying that these champions are shit, or should be nerf-ed or something like that, no. They exist to help beginners getting into the game getting familiar to Paladins meta or some shit. These champions are easy to play, IMHO, but maybe not for you. So leave a comment who's the easiest champion to play, and share this post to your newbie Paladins friend.

*Note : Skye is bae

HYPE, CLICKBAIT DAN BULLSHIT

Judul Clickbait

Hype!!!

 

Hmmm... berapa lama? sekitar 6 bulan ngga nyentuh ini blog sama sekali dan jangan tanya.

Tahun 2016 gua nobatkan sebagai tahun penuh hype. Kenapa begitu? Dimulai dari No Man's Sky, Pokemon GO, Re Zero, dan lain-lain yang bikin gua ENEG banget liat timeline facebook.

Orang mudah sekali kena virus hype, dan sebagai orang yang anti mainstream gua benci sekali dengan hype, karena itu post ini kita bahas tentang Hype dan bullshit yang terjadi sepanjang gua menghilang.

No Man's Sky

 

Mungkin lebih cocok disebut "No Man's Game". Sejak trailernya dilihat banyak orang, umat manusia langsung mengelu-elukan game space adventure exploration survival satu ini. Dengan bangganya mempersembahkan quantiliun planet yang dapat dijelajahi di sepanjang game, mereka membangkitkan semangat umat mainstream manusia di bumi.

Hal yang paling gua senang adalah ketika NMS jatuh, yaitu pas dia release. Nggak lama setelah rilis, orang-orang mulai merasakan kejanggalan. Mana multiplayernya? Alah BT banget nunggu pesawat sampe tujuan, lah kok planetnya gitu-gitu aja si??

Ketika orang pada keheranan, gua ketawa, mampus lu, satu hype telah gugur dan gagal menimbulkan kesan di hati umat manusia.

Overwatch

"Is this easy mode??" "Nerf this!"
Tau itu catchphrase siapa? oya, itu perempuan di bawah umur yang terjun ke medan perang.

Overwatch sudah mengecewakan gua sejak Blizzard bilang itu berbayar, tapi itu cuma sebagian. Satu karakter tertentu yang bahkan jauh hari sebelum release sudah banyak yang ngidolin. Dva.

Gua ngikutin banyak, banyak banyak banyak cosplayer. Bukan stalking, cuma pengen keep updated aja (jangan tanya). Gua ngga ngitung, tapi yakin sedikitnya ada ratusan cosplayer yang sudah cosplay Dva jauh sebelum Overwatch release.

Ini bullshit, karena mereka cuma cosplay satu karakter tertentu, dan taulah seperti apa cosplayer yang masih merasa dirinya fanpage kecil.

Masalahnya bukan karena gua ngga suka Dva, tapi sebenarnya gua ngga yakin cosplayer-cosplayer itu bahkan mainin Dva. Maksudnya gini, setau gua cosplay itu baiknya kita kenal karakter yang kita perankan, bukan sekadar ngikut hype kemudian inovasi sedikit (contoh: Dva pake pakaian dalam, Dva pake baju renang, Dva ngga pake baju, Dva...).

Gua ingat di BBM suka ada akun-akun palsu yang nawarin foto dan video porno kalo kita beliin dia pulsa. Biasanya dia bakal pasang profil yang menggugah, pelan-pelan makin kebuka fotonya dsbg. Dari cosplayer-cosplayer yang gua lihat ini, rasanya ngga ada bedanya. "if you want the uncensored version, follow me on patreon." dan sebagainya.

Gua bukan menghina cosplayer, tapi gua mengingatkan aja supaya cosplaynya ngga sekadar bullshit, apalagi cuma jadi bahan fap fap orang.

Pokemon GO

Oya, setelah ngomong agak vulgar tadi kita beralih ke old school. Game dengan teknologi Augmented Reality yang mutakhir, game yang disambut oleh semua kalangan masyarakat dari berbagai usia, Pokemon GO!!!!!1!11

Hadeh, game ini sempet ngehype, dan gila, 6.999.999.999 manusia di bumi mainin game itu (kecuali gua), ngga peduli apa dia tau apa itu pokemon atau ngga. Kebanyakan cuma ikutan hype, dan sampe-sampe menggempar dunia.

Hebatnya lagi, game ini cuma bertahan sekitar 2-3 bulan dan orang-orang kembali ke overwatch dan sun n moon, jadi syukurlah.

Re Zero Bla Bla Bla

Beralih ke anime, gua kecewa sekali dengan ketidakkreatifan penulis-penulis light novel dan fans-fans di Jepang. Pertama, penulis seolah berpikir kalau judul yang puaaaaaaaannnjaaaaanng itu bakal laku, dan kalo genre harem dengan sedikit oppai bakal menarik penggemar dan kenyataannya, benar. Kedua gua kecewa sekali dengan fans di Jepang karena penulis dan produser ngga akan menciptakan kisah-kisah oppai dan harem itu kalo bukan karena itu permintaan fansnya. Perlu diketahui, pasar yang mereka jadikan rujukan adalah pasar di Jepang karena... Jepang.

Khusus Re Zero Bla Bla Bla, bahkan sebelum selesai tayang ribuan cosplayer berbondong-bondong berpose sebagai Emilia, Rem, Ram, Processor, VGA, dsbg. untuk memuaskan hasrat para wibu. Kasus ini mengingatkan gua pada satu waifu yang tidak perlu disebutkan namanya. "Oh, udah banyak yang cosplay Emilia? Oke kita inovasi sedikit, Emilia pake bikini!!!" dan terus, terus, terus, terus.

Re Zero Bla Bla Bla ini buanyak banget yang suka, semua orang bilang itu anime bagus, berkualitas, bla bla bla... hadeh. Hype, sekali lagi itu cuma arus sungai hype yang luar biasa kenceng.

Kimi no Na wa

Kimi no Na wa bagus, dan ngga sekadar bullshit, dan gua belum nonton. Gua tanya ke temen gua "ini akhirnya dia orang pacaran ngga?" dia bilang "ngga" dan gua jadi males mau liat.

Kimi no Na wa juga membawa weeb dari yang kacangan sampe yang batangan bersatu untuk memuja penulisnya. Seolah anime yang turun dari langit, 6.999.999.999 manusia di bumi memujanya (kecuali gua). Karena hype yang deras sekali, gua jadi males mau nonton. Ibarat kita mau nonton star wars, kemudian sudah banyak orang yang nonton dan seseorang ceritain ke lu isi filmnya.







Oke jadi itu semua uneg-uneg hype gua. Sebagian mungkin ngga bisa dikategorikan sebagai hype, tapi gua ngga tau apa namanya jadi gua masukin aja.

Judul clickbait? Oh ya, itu buat clickbait aja, namanya aja clickbait.

Hyakku Monogatari [ENGLISH]

100 WAIFU Stories

Hyakku Waifu Monogatari

Uhh... yeah, don't ask me why updating the damn blog now of all time.

This is just a new series I want to start, called 100 WAIFU Stories, in style of 100 Ghost Stories (Hyakku Mongogatari).

For those who don't know, Hyakku Monogatari is Japanese game where you light up one hundred candles in a dark room. You sit forming a circle with your friends, and take turns to tell ghost stories. Each time a story is finished, a candle should be blown. Keep that up until you reach the 100th story. Once the last candle's off, a yokai (ghost) will show up.

So come along and play with me to tell a story about how you meet your waifu, if we're lucky, maybe a waifu will show up once we reach the 100th story. If you're interested to participate, send me a story with the following provisions :

1. Your waifu shall not be the same waifu whose story's already been told before (no same waifu).
2. Use english for your story.

Send your story via e-mail to akahito19eternity@gmail.com

With that being said, I'm gonna tell the first story about how I met my waifu.

Mai's Boob Fondling

2016, the year of hype. Anime, games, technology, like every aspect of my life got all the hype. During winter, there's a certain anime that everyone was talking about, and it started filling up my facebook timeline. As usual, this made me uncomfortable seeing a bunch of cute girls and boner-making gifs flying around.

So once it's finished airing, and all episodes are up, I went ahead and watch it. As you guess, it's called Musaigen no Phantom World (Myriad Colors of Phantom World).

What actually brought me to watch this Godforsaken series is because pictures and gifs of my pretty recent waifu, Mai Kawakami. You see the urban gif that shows Mai during her martial art attack preparation, it got mee too like Hestia's semi nude pics got me to watch Danmachi.

Anyway, so off to the anime, started from episode 1.

The music...

The Colors...

And the part that makes me fall in love right away with Mai....

The boing...

So if you watched Phantom World, the opening starts off with a music, Naked Dive by Screen mode. During the early beat, it showed a various asset of the main girls in the damn harem. There's Mai, Reina, Koito and Kurumi. Each of them has a different asset, Mai with her boobs, Reina with her booty, Koito with her legs and Kurumi is a loli.

What makes me fall in love with Mai is not only because she's extremely beautiful, she has a very beautiful beautiful marks under her eyes, but also that during the op, her boobs bounced in rhyme with the song beat. Well, of course the other's also rhyme with the song, but Mai's is special cause she;s the first one showed up. Like, "hey we should bring people in, let's put a boobs as the very first thing people see in the damn opening." and that workd. For me at least.

Well, she's not actually fondling her boobs, she's just massaging her body to unleash some kind of energy inside her body and apparently it's a thing from china.

So yeah, as the urban legend said, once you see that gif of Mai fondling her body preparing for martial art attack, you'll be sucked in to watch the damn series. Be careful for boners...

Alright so that was my stupid ass story about how I met and fall in love with Mai Kawakami. It might be not as interesting as you guys's stories, so that's why I asked for your story, if you want to join the game and meet a waifu, send me your waifu story.